“Over the line? You're so far past the line that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you!”
“Oh, my God, a woman flirting with a single man? We must alert the church elders!”
"Here's the last of your boxes. I'm just going to label it 'What were you thinking?'"
“Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna take the rest of my stuff and relax in my favorite shirt.”
“You have to stop the q-tip when there's resistance!”
“Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic!”