Let me introduce you to
✨ Tort the super dog! ✨
Just look at him!
FUN FACTS:
- 🐕 His name means CAKE 🎂
- 🐕 Tort identifies himself as a compact therapeutic dog perfect for couches and soft pillows
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🐕 Yet he is a fierce guardian murdering intruders!
-1 chicken 🐔 and counting - 🐕 There should be an Olympics for catching food! 🏅
- 🐕 Tort is scared of fireworks, and since 02/2022 — of bombings. Thanks a lot, stupid russia!
- 🐕 Balls and sticks are awesome 🥰
Casually looks inside your soul since childhood
I'm sorry you don't have this excellency of a dog!