Founded in 2014, the Jumper-Gillis Home for
Senior Pets
is the premiere institution for aging furry friends. The founders, Shelby
and Kaitlin, have
no goals or aspirations, other than being at the
residents' beck and call. This exclusive facility has a maximum capacity
of four, which has been met. Below, you will find information on the four
perfect residents.
Scout
Scout is a good girl™, except when she is bad. Going on long walks is
her favorite activity, followed by window watching, stalking bunnies,
exercising her autonomy, napping and eating cookies. She might cuddle
with you, but only if she chooses to. She’s the queen; she knows
it.
Toby
Toby is the sweetest and neediest™. He will likely always be in your
lap if you are sitting, on your body if you are laying, and on your
heels if you are walking. His favorite things are long walks,
screaming at UPS, morning time, snuggling, giving kisses and eating
cookies.
Roxy
Roxy is a perfect, sleepy weirdo™. There is a 98% chance is is asleep
under a pile of blankets and pillows at any given moment. Please pat
piles before sitting because she's probably inside. Her favorite
things are sleeping, going for walks, terrorizing squirrels, and
pretending she needs to potty, so she will then be awarded a
cookie.
Andee
Andee, the only feline of the gang, is a sweet drama queen™. Her
favorite things are napping in her multiple beds, napping in the sun,
napping on the belongings of someone who's allergic to her, and
napping on chests and bellies. At night, she enjoys screaming at you
to indicate she wants to spend some time with you before bed.
Want to make a best friend? Give the pets a cookie!
