Sloth Transport

sloth hanging in a tree

Sloths live in the tropical forests of Central and South America. With their long arms and shaggy fur, they resemble monkeys, but they are actually related to armadillos and anteaters.

Sloths are known for their slow demenaor, but I believe supplying them with transportation would help them move faster!

Speed Comparison

Sloths have an extremely low metabolic rate, which means they move at a languid, sluggish pace through the trees. On average, sloths travel 41 yards per day — less than half the length of a football field!

The average modern car is limited to a top speed of around 120 mph, and the fastest can go about 200. While most passenger cars have some kind of artificial speed limits imposed by the engine computer, the ultimate physical speed limit for a car depends on air resistance.

Why are Sloth Cars necessary?

Sloths do not have natural predators and, therefore, have no need to travel quickly. However, supplying sloths with miniture cars that travel about 150mph would be very entertaining to witness. Regarding saftey, the cars will feature extra comfort and support as well as automatic steering, so the sloth is protected and not under too much stress.

Unnecessary, but worth the investment.

sloths driving
sloth life meme
Being chased by a sloth! (simulation experience) ⚠️
Lilly Odhner
sloth holding onto a car tyre