Happy Pineapples

“When life gives you lemons,
sell them and buy a pineapple.”
David Turney
...& grow another pineapple

Pineapples aren't hard to grow but they do take a time commitment; depending on the method, it may be several years until the plant flowers and produces fruit.

If you want to grow your own pineapple, the cheapest method is to start from the green top of a fresh grocery store pineapple. Before you get started learn more about pineapples' health benefits .

Ideal locations for growing:

The optimum air temperature is 32°C during the day and 20°C at night. For every 1°C above or below, the optimum growth rates decrease by about 6%. During periods of intense sunlight and high temperature (above about 35°C), fruit is susceptible to sunburn damage. A frost-free site is essential.

Enter your estimated daily temperatures to see if your location is ideal to grow a pineapple.

How to Grow a Pineapple

If you’ve ever wondered how to grow a pineapple, here’s a tip: start with them as houseplants. It’ll take some time, but if you’re patient you’ll eventually have a taste of the tropics in your living room!

Here’s how to root and grow pineapples indoors in your home.

Choose a pineapple that’s evenly ripe, with a nice healthy set of green leaves. Avoid ones that are overripe or that have dead or sick-looking leaves.

Slice off the top of the pineapple fairly close to the crown. Carefully cut away the rind and remaining fruit — it’s important to remove any fruit flesh that will rot later. Then, make very thin slices in the stalk, until you see a ring of brownish dots. These are the “root primordia,” the unformed roots that you’re about to grow.

Pull off some of the lower leaves on the pineapple stalk, exposing about an inch of bare stalk.

Set the pineapple crown aside for a few days to allow the wound to dry. Pineapples are susceptible to rot, so it’s important to dry out the cut end before planting.

Fill a 6-8 inch pot with a light, fast-draining mixture — cactus potting mix — or a mixture of peat, sand & perlite. Plant the pineapple crown about an inch deep, gently firming the soil around it.

Water the pineapple stalk very lightly, just enough to moisten the soil using a spray bottle. Place the pot in a bright window, and water when it’s dry, just enough to keep it moist. Don’t use any fertilizer yet.

It’ll take about one to three months for your pineapple to root. To test the progress, gently tug on the crown to see if it is taking hold in the soil.

Once your pineapple has firmly rooted, it will begin growing new leaves from the center. At this point, you can repot the plant in a 10-12 inch pot. After about a year of growing, you can move it to its final home in a large 5-gallon planter.