Vote Octopus!

Mr President

⚜ Octopus for president ⚜


Are you tired of wars? Conflict? Sick of reading about your leaders' latest scandal? Do you feel like not enough is being done for our enviroment? Do you want a president who cares about YOU and the future of our children? Then this is the candidate for you! Vote Octopus in the coming election and change your future, today!

⚜ FAQ ⚜

⁛   Is Octopus really a candidate in my country?   ⁛ There are plenty of octopi in the sea! wherever you are in the world, vote Octopus in your election and rest assured that Octopus will guide your country to future you deserve, today!
⁛   Where does Octopus stand on taxes? Education? The Justice System?   ⁛ Yes, these, any many more, are all words Octopus understands will surely use often in his presidency!
⁛   How will Octopus deal with foreign, non-octopus leaders of the world?   ⁛ Octopus's ability to change shape, color, and general disposition at will, will ensure that we always have the best representative for any given situation!
⁛   Is it true that Octopus was involved in a lewd scandal in Japan?   ⁛ No, this is a disgraceful rumor started with the intent to besmirch Octopus's good character and there is no substantial evidence to back this prepostruous attempt at Octopus's reputation. It is believed the rumors were started by an obsessive fan due to the vulgar "art" he later published.

Anyone found spreading this malicious propaganda will be considered an enemy of the empire of Octopus.
⁛   Is Octopus single? ;)   ⁛ Even though Octopus appreciate the flattering attention, octopi are not monogamous by nature and generally die shortly after having reproduced. And since Octopus is devoted to serving their country, dating is unfortunately off the table.
⁛   Does voting for Octopus mean I can't have calamari anymore?   ⁛ Octopus would prefer if you would refraim from eating his peers. After all, that could be the next ruler of the country your dipping in that spicy marinara sauce!
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