Welcome to the exciting world of Plumbus ownership! A Plumbus will aid
many things in life, making life easier. With proper maintenance,
handling, storage, and urging, Plumbus will provide you with a lifetime of
better living and happiness
Plumbus can generate and store vast amounts of heat, allowing it to be
used for cooking, ironing or just heating the room.
Plumbus can secrete various agents from itself and has adaptive rubbing
surfaces, making it useful for cleaning.
Plumbus is able to receive radio waves and convert them to sound (even
recording and playing them back), so it can be used as a receiver.
Plumbus has limited locomotion and can autonomously move around the
house (even climbing ladders), cleaning the floor without the owner's
participation.
Contrary to popular belief, plumbus is not used as a personal
massager/sensory stimulator, as its manual explicitly says that applying
it to sensory organs can cause trauma or death.
