Follow this steps to become a sucessful cat lady :
Acquire a cat;
Gain a leg up on the competition by acquiring two or more cats (highly suggested);
Tend to your pretty kitty's hunger needs;
Pet your cat TIP: Scratching under the chin and/or behind the ears are two common and successful areas to scratch;
Allow your cat to venture outside and explore it's surroundings. Note: If your cat trusts you it will not run away. If it does run away, try harder to acquire trust from your next cat.