Geology Puns That Rock
Share these jokes with the geologist in your life.
You will have them laughing
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Don't take things for granite
Did you know? Granite is a kind of igneous rock that is found on earth, but nowhere else in the solar system! It is formed when hot, molten magma slowly cools and turns to stone.
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I'm not hungry, I've lost my apatite
Did you know? Apatite is a common mineral found on earth. It is usually pale green or purple in color. It is used by humans to make some types of fertilizers!
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Geologists are super gneiss
Did you know? Gneiss (pronounced "nice") is a type of metamorphic rock that forms when a sedimentary or igneous rock is exposed to extreme temperatures and pressure. Gneiss rocks are recognizable by their alternating light and dark bands of minerals!
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Of quartz I love rocks!
Did you know? Quartz is the second most common mineral in Earth's continental crust! It is hard and shiny. Humans use quartz to make lots of every-day items like soap, toothpaste, cell phones, watches, and more!
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There are more geology jokes out there, but you get the schist