Conchas
What can I say about conchas? They're classic. As a kid I used to
take the colorful part off the top and leave the bread. I was really
spoiled so my parents never reprimanded me lol. My fave is
vanilla!
Pair with: Café con leche y azúcar. My dad's coffee
always had sugar and milk. He'd always give me a bite of his concha
and a sip of coffee to wash down my six-year-old gullet. Great
memories. 💕
Niño Envuelto aka Mexican Jelly Roll
So, the literal translation of this pan dulce is "enveloped child"
and if you don't giggle a little bit when you say "I'm about to eat
an enveloped child for dessert" then you're missing out on the joy
of pan dulce dad jokes. We're just a bunch of silly geese over here.
🤓
Pair with: Black coffee. These are really sweet. I
mean, it's a full-on cake that people be eating for breakfast. Por
eso estamos como estamos lol.
Orejas aka Palmeras de Hojaldre
The crunch factor - that's what it's all about with these. The
subtle sugaring also takes it over the edge. These are a texture
fiend's bestie.
Pair with: Espresso. The contrast between a sweet,
crunchy "pan" (I guess it's more of a pastry?) with the depth and
bitterness of an espresso is just *chef's kiss*.
Polvorones
I dunno, y'all. These literally taste like polvo and sugar to me. I
love the triple color that excites and sucks you in, but one bite
and you're like, "I knew this was gonna happen and I did it anyway."
Are polvorones the pan dulce (or cookie) of regret? I think I'm
being a hater right now. I'm sorry, polvorones...you
are pretty, tho.
Pair with: Champurrado. Since the texture of
champurrado is creamy and thick, the crunchy-cookie element as well
as the mostly neutral taste of the polvorón works well here.
Puerquitos aka Marranitos aka Cochinitos
I don't know a Mexican who doesn't like this delectable
gingerbread-like delight. It has caramel-y, molasses-y overtones
from the piloncillo, a slight chew, and is very cute. The best part
is the satisfyingly shiny egg-wash on top! Se me hace agua la
boca.🐖
Pair with: Café de Olla. As long as the café de
olla isn't too sweet, the puerquito goes well since both are made
with piloncillo and have that complementary depth of flavor.
Empanadas
Empanadas de calabaza (pumpkin) are supreme. The end.
Pair with: Black coffee. Black coffee supremacy.
Cuernitos
Mexican-style cuernitos are interesting cuz they're not at all like
French-style croissants despite looking like them. They're a lot
spongier and sweeter. They're also a little more savory (not by
much) than other panes. They're like a cake, which, by this point,
are you surprised? I ain't mad tho.
Pair with: Té de manzanilla (chamomile tea) without
sugar. Or té de aguacate con leche (avocado leaf tea with whole
milk). I remember having sweets, including the most delicious bread
I've ever had in my LIFE, in my grandparents' hometown of Dolores,
Chihuahua, with avocado leaf tea and milk. It was so comforting. I
also didn't have stomach issues drinking the milk out there. But I'm
33 now and who knows what nature has done with my body. 🙃
Gorditas de Nata
Oh god these are so good that I'm designating them honorary pan
dulce since they don't technically belong to the pantheon of pan
dulce that you see splayed out at those church meetings our parents
went to while all the kids were stuffed in a room watching a scary
movie that one of the older kids put on (lol that was a wildly
specific run-on sentence). Street vendors griddle these nata-filled
(clotted cream), fluffy, fatty disks of extreme joy.
Pair with: Whatever you find being sold next to
them, usually agua fresca. Agua de melón would prob go pretty good.
Both have a sweet, neutral-ish flavor that won't overpower the
other.