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a bowl of heavenly looking custard

Custard, also commonly known as 'man's best friend', 'cure to depression' and 'the reason why Karen left me', is a dessert that revolutionises the meaning of existence.

"A significant proportion of people who are currently not dead have eaten custard!" --- Matt Pancock

Though the ingredients milk, egg yolks, sugar and vanilla are most commonly used to create this golden goodness, various different ingredients can be added, subtracted or substituted for a varied and exotic taste.

"Anything is custard if you try hard enough!" --- Benedict Cucumberpatch

Here are some of our favourite examples of exotic custard!

Comment Wall

Brian134 wrote on 2002/06/22 14:56:
My wife and I bonded through our mutual love of custard. We never fight, custard solves all problems. Custard will solve all of your problems.
ShreksLeftArmpitHair wrote on 2002/07/21 07:03:
Why am I Here
David wrote on 2002/07/22 09:17:
Karen, please come back I miss the kids
Karen wrote on 2002/07/22 11:35:
DAVID YOU FED THE CHILDREN NOTHING BUT CUSTARD FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT they're both TRAUMATIZED and in THERAPY and can't eat ANYTHING yellow
FlowerPower wrote on 2002/07/28 17:37:
Runny custard is blasphemous #BurnTheHeretics
Anonymous wrote on 2002/08/15 21:05
whoever built this website really needs to get a life
$um£itc0in wrote on 2002/06/22 13:00:
CliCK HeRE fOr BiG Bit0in $$$$
GhoulDarth wrote on 2002/06/22 03:13:
My hard custard exploded in my microwave, help?
Shamefully Coded by Yuhan Jiang