BISMUTH SUBSALICYLATE

Indigestion Kiler

So, no one told me that i have a pink gold mine on my hands!

I rarely get indigestion but for some reason, after stuffing myself silly at this amazing restaurant, I figured i had room for dessert. There's always room for dessert...it's in the Constitution. I indulged in a Butternut Pecan Cake with Pecan Brittle and thought i could go to sleep as soon as i went home. A few hours later my eyes shot open to let me know this was a huge error in judgement.

I looked at the ceiling thinking about my failures in life, all the places i haven't traveled to, all the things i haven't done in life and will never do because I'm laying in this bed dying. I looked to the corner of the room to see Death pointing at his watch and tapping his toe.

But then my friend came to the rescue by calling to tell me about her awesome night. A night I couldn't partake in because i'm in bed...you know..dying.😩 She suggested i take Pepto Bismol as it will remedy the upset stomach immediately.
Pepto Bismol worked instantly after a few sips and my stomach ache is gone.

Pepto Bismol...do not change a thing.

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Coded by Lilia Jackson