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🚨 Breaking
- Senate grants Clones citizenship -
After months of debate the Senate passed the bill proposed by Senator Amidala of Naboo, which grants the cloned forces of the GAR citizenship. The Republic has relied on its cloned soldiers for the majority of the war against the Seperatist but has until now not acknowledged the Clones as sentient beings. The Chancellor, according to insider sources, has resisted the passing of the bill but was ultimately forced to bow to the will of the Senate.
🚨 Breaking
- New reports show: Number of Jedi-related speeder accidents is rising -
According to official statistics compiled by the Bureau of Air Traffic Safety and Control, the number of Jedi-related Speeder accidents is rising. More than a third of traffic incidents in Coruscant's upper level alone show correlation to Jedi activity in that area. Witnesses claim to have seen Jedi jump out of speeders into oncoming traffic, jumping from speeder to speeder in order to cross air traffic lanes by foot. The Order has yet to address these issues publicly but it can be expected that a statement will be released soon, responding to the recent publication of these reports. Traffic wardens call this behaviour irresponsible and are pressing the Jedi Order to remind their members to use speeders like "any other non-force wielding sentient with more than two brain cells to rub together."
Jedi Temple - Daily Gossip

The romance between Jedi Knight Skywalker and Senator Amidala continues. How long will they think that no one notices? Betting pools are open city-wide.

Padawan Ahsoka Tano as well as the soldiers of the 501st have, according to unofficial sources, thrown an "epic" party two days ago, when most of the Jedi Council was out on business.

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