BEST QUOTES

Real Housewives


Sheree Whitfield illustration by Paige Muirhead

" Who gon'
check me,
boo? "

Shereé Whitfield, The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 2

Arguably the most memorable quote from The Real Housewives of Atlanta ever was said by a Housewife to her party planner. When an event planner told Shereé to "watch yourself before you get checked," she absolutely silenced him with his comeback.

Tamra Judge illustration by Paige Muirhead

" THAT'S
MY
OPINION!
"

Tamra Judge, The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 9

The all-caps are necessary here. When Tamra Judge screamed "THAT'S MY OPINION!" at Vicki Gunvalson when they were talking about Vicki's ex Brooks Ayers, she created an endlessly quotable Real Housewives moment. She also really stunned Andy Cohen.

Candiace Dillard illustration by Paige Muirhead

" I invited her into my home. I gave her a
beverage
. "

Candiace Dillard, The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 4

When Candiace Dillard held a dinner party for the other RHOP women, she got into a huge fight with Ashley Darby. After Ashley was kicked out, Candiace uttered this line. If giving someone a beverage on Housewives meant a fight wouldn't occur, these shows would be a lot more peaceful.

Luann de Lesseps and Bethenny Frankel illustration by Paige Muirhead

" Please don't let it be about Tom. "
"
It's about Tom
. "

Luann de Lesseps & Bethenny Frankel, RHONY Season 8

The scene in which Bethenny confronts Luann about hearing that Tom D'Agostino cheated on her is full of memorable moments, but this is the exchange that sets everything off. Honorable mentions also go to Bethenny saying, "I need to start drinking alcohol" and Luann saying, "How could you do this to me question mark" when dictating a text to Tom.

Kenya Moore illustration by Paige Muirhead

" I’m still here, and I’m still fabulous. Fabulous.
Gone with the Wind
fabulous. "

Kenya Moore, RHOA Season 5

During the season 5 cast trip to Anguilla, Kenya Moore had this to say when standing up for herself. Of course, she also twirled around a couple times while saying it for dramatic effect. The phrase has come up many times since, including in a song Kenya released.

Karen Huger illustration by Paige Muirhead

" People come for me all the time, they just don't
find
me. "

Karen Huger, RHOP Season 1

This was just a fun turn of phrase when Karen said it in a confessional during season 1, but, ironically, some of her cast mates would end up literally trying to find her in a house they were convinced wasn't really hers in season 3.

Dorinda Medley illustration by Paige Muirhead

" I decorated!
I cooked!
I
made it nice
! "

Dorinda Medley, RHONY Season 8

Don't come to Dorinda's Berkshires home where she purposely did not invite Sonja Morgan and make fun of her birthday cake from her mother if you don't want to feel her wrath.

Camille Grammer illustration by Paige Muirhead

" The
morally corrupt
Faye Resnick. "

Camille Grammer, RHOBH Season 1

Regardless of your actual opinion of Faye Resnick, when Camille referred to her as "the morally corrupt Faye Resnick" on RHOBH, that became her entire title. It's impossible to hear Faye's name now and not think of it.


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