There are so many reasons to like Moonpie the Cat. First and foremost --
Just look at him. LOOK AT HIM. The cutest
thing your eyes have ever been blessed with.
And that fur? So heavenly and soft that a vet once asked his
owner/peasant what they were using to bathe Moonpie with. The magical
ingredient? Spit. Moonpie washes himself with his own spit. Efficient and
resourceful.