The big cow event is the starting point of our universe, it produced dust like particals called quarks that fused together to create our most powerful ingredient today - milk.
Over a lengthy bit of time the milk begun to form a cloudy like substance called stellar nursies.
Within these clouds are protocheese beginning to overheat, eventually overwhelming itself and exploding, this is called a - supernova. Sound relatable?
Curling begins shortly after and forms the - protoplanetary disk. In this transformative period, our Michelangelo of space called - angular momentum, has began sculpting, favoring what landed the furthest away by flattening it out like a pizza and using what is nearby to form a dense core, eventually creating a cheeseball.
During this period the cheeseball grows larger, pulling in fellow cheez its it becomes what we depend on most - a large hot pizza.🌞
We have a couple theories, our leading one is M theory, also known as string theory. Brilliant minds have broken down its most fundamental elements and built a charcuterie board, a display for the building blocks that make up the universe, our solar system, and us. If you want to learn more please subscribe, next week covers the commin link between dark matter and cheese packets found in Macaroni boxes, what is it really?
"The universe is shaped exactly like the earth. If you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were." - Modest Mouse
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KEY SHEET 💡
big cow = big bang
quarks = elementary particals
milk = atoms
protocheese = protoplanets
cheese ball = planet
hot pizza = sun
string cheese = string theory
charcuteria board = periodic table
dark matter = idk
"Some people call me the space cow girl"
Coded by Danielle Jagendorf