r/ProgrammerDadJokes

• Q: Why did the functions stop calling each other?
  A: Because they had constant arguments.
• A programmer I once knew decided to quit because he didn’t get arrays.
• Q: Why was the developer unhappy at their job?
  A: They wanted arrays.
• Q: What diet did the ghost developer go on?
  A: Boolean
• Q: What did the array say after it was extended?
  A: Stop objectifying me.
• Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
  A: Made a website!

Need more laughs? Visit this github repo here.

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