🥜 Peanut Butter 🥜
The Crunch Of Dreams!
People who prefer smooth peanut butter over crunchy peanut butter are the worst! 🫢
I’m not usually one for calling people names, but if you think that smooth peanut butter is better than
crunchy
peanut butter then you’re wrong.
Dead wrong.
Crunchy is superior to smooth in just about every
facet imaginable,
and I will not respect the opinion of anyone who thinks otherwise. Smooth peanut butter is a claggy and
muted
food paste, lacking in any real chutzpah and drive, while crunchy peanut butter is an urbane and
well-structured
spread with an enviable jawline. Crunchy is the overwhelmingly more
talented
sibling; the favourite child of the
family; the only acceptable form of PB in a PB&J sandwich; and quite often the only reason that I even
bother
getting up in the morning.