Allow me to introduce you to the one and only Korn,
the four-legged rascal with floppy ears so beautiful they could star
in their own movie.
Korn isn't your average cuddly pup. This
dude has a knack for avoiding hugs and kisses like a ninja dodging
shurikens and is known to pull off some pretty impressive cheeky
antics, but it only adds to his irresistible charm. And those eyes...
They're like portals to another universe and they melt hearts with
just one glance. Despite Korn's touch-and-go relationship with
physical affection, his mere presence is enough to brighten up your
day with the floppy-eared bratty brilliance.
I miss you, buddy (even though I know you don't care 😭)