Welcome to Amusement Ark

a group of animals such as lions, elephants, giraffes in nature in front of Mt. Kilimanjaro.

Welcome to Amusement Ark - where the wild meets the wildly amusing! Our zoo is not your typical animal sanctuary; it's a zoological extravaganza that's more fun than a barrel of monkeys (speaking of which, we have an impressive primate exhibit!). Get ready to embark on a roaring good time as you navigate through our laughter-filled lanes and discover the whimsical wonders of the animal kingdom. At Amusement Ark, we believe in unleashing the beastly puns and letting the good times prowl – because who said learning about wildlife can't be a wild ride? Welcome aboard our laughter safari! 🦁🎢

Bears

a grizzly bear standing on its rear paws and waving hi
Ollie the Bear loves to show off his "bear"-illiant dance moves, proving that he's the true king of the bear-y shuffle!

Bears might be the true experts in the bear necessities of life, but at Amusement Ark, we've turned their daily grind into a paw-sitively delightful experience! Our bear-y special residents are the real stars of the show, always ready to give you a bear hug of entertainment. Whether they're engaging in a beary impressive balancing act or showcasing their paw-some dance moves, these cuddly creatures are sure to make you roar with laughter. So, grab your honey and head to our bear-illiant exhibit for a grizzly good time – because at Amusement Ark, we bear-ly contain the fun! 🐻✨

  • Ollie
  • Mona

    • Giraffes

    a baby giraffe sitting in a barn
    Coconut the Giraffe is reaching new heights of adorability with every wobbly step – talk about a tall order of cuteness in the savannah!

    Welcome to the neck of the woods, or should I say the neck of the savannah, here at Amusement Ark! Our giraffic adventure is no tall tale – it's a hoof-tastic journey into the world of the long-necked wonders. Get ready to stick your neck out for a good time as our giraffes showcase their leg-endary style and grace. They're not just reaching for leaves; they're reaching for the stars with their towering personalities. Join us for a head-spinning experience where the sky's the limit and the laughter is as high as our majestic giraffes. At Amusement Ark, we believe in making every moment a tall order of fun! 🦒✨

  • Frankie
  • Coconut

    • Lions

    three female lions looking bored and laying on top of a shelter
    Mella, Kari, and Pumpkin, the trio of lions, have mastered the art of "lion" around and enjoying some paw-sitively royal relaxation at the zoo – it's a majestic catnap party!

    Step into the mane attraction at Amusement Ark, where our lions rule the roars! These regal feline majesties are not just kings of the jungle; they're the undisputed monarchs of merriment. Witness their royal highnesses flaunt their majestic manes in a hair-raising performance that's sure to make you roar with laughter. From catwalk prowls to prideful antics, our lions bring the "purr"-fect blend of ferocity and frivolity. So, gather your pride and embark on a wild adventure, because at Amusement Ark, we believe in turning every lion's share of fun into a roaring success! 🦁👑

  • Mella
  • Kari
  • Pumpkin

    • Monkeys

    a monkey wearing a straw hat and sitting in a chair
    Earl, the distinguished monkey, swings through the jungle with impeccable style, proving that even in the treetops, he's the true "primate" of sophistication!

    Monkey around with hilarity at Amusement Ark, where our cheeky troop of monkeys is swinging into action! These mischievous primates are the true masters of the vine and the punchline. Join us for a barrel of laughs as they monkeyshine their way through acrobatic antics and banana-worthy escapades. From high-flying flips to banana splits, our monkeys are on a mission to prove that laughter is the best medicine – with a side of banana peels, of course! So, peel back the layers of fun and let loose with our playful primates, because at Amusement Ark, we know how to make every moment a swinging success! 🐵🍌

  • Cookie
  • Earl
  • Banana Pudding

    • Alligators

    Wren, the alligator, has a jaw-some personality that's sure to make you smile – she's the reigning queen of the swamp and the "lady-gator" you'll want to see again and again!

    Welcome to the snappy side of Amusement Ark, where our alligators are the real masters of the "jaws"ome show! These toothy grins aren't just for display – they're the stars of a tail-thrashing extravaganza that'll leave you chomping at the bit for more. Join us as our gator squad performs their "croco-dial" of laughter-inducing stunts, from snappy dance moves to jaw-dropping tricks. At Amusement Ark, we believe in keeping the atmosphere "swamp"-tastic, so come witness the tooth and daredevilry of our gator crew – because when it comes to fun, we're not afraid to roll with the "tide"! 🐊🎉

  • Wren
  • Aspen
  • Mika