Are you looking for a fun new activity that won’t interfere with your
laziness? Follow my step-by-step guide to accidentally killing every
other living thing in your household.
Step one: Overspend on plants at your local garden center and
start calling yourself a plant mom.
Step two: Enjoy the benefits of a greener living space for 6 to
8 weeks.
Step three: Set—and then repeatedly ignore—dozens of reminders
to feed, water, and re-pot your newest family members.
Step four: Watch your beloved plant babies wilt and die one by
one. Do nothing.