There is only one person you're going to be with for the rest of your
life, so it's pretty important, dare I say quite crucial, to love that
person. You may have realised by now, that that person is YOU!
None other than you, you ..., ... and ... (insert your own
adjectives, for example: kind, funny, sexy) thing!
This may sound like a horrible sort of hostage situation to you, but I
assure you; living with you is a great honor. It can be hard to see
things you like about yourself after a while, but that's just because
those things have become normal to you! You know why? Because you live
with yourself everday, so you can't even see your own awesomeness
anymore! Your awesomeness is the water you swim in! You're like one of
those fun glow in the dark fishes that are totally oblivious to their
natural surroundings, and to the glow they naturally emit. Please don't
make me make a movie or videogame about you before you are able to
recognize what you bring to the table (no hard feelings Nemo and
Freddy). Life without you is BORING . Please, love yourself. Or
maybe, try to like yourself at first, see how it feels.