The Guinea Pig Café

"It's not a café for guinea pigs.
It's a guinea-pig-themed café."

Welcome to the finest rodent-esque café in all of Dartmouth Park!
Browse our fine selection of sandwiches, teas, and hot organic-y food.

Specials

• Cheese Sandwich - £12.50

• Hilary's Hot Chocolate - £2.50

• Risotto - Subject to Availability

Events

• Chatty Wednesday

  If you buy something, you have to chat to someone you don't know.
  Loneliness pays.





• Sexhibition

  A woman's journey through her sexual and physical life.
  Champagne and hors d'oeuvre to be provided.

  

• Book Signing

  Phoebe Waller-Bridge will be here signing copies of
  Fleabag: The Scriptures
  Please remember that this is a love story.
  Pre-order your copy here.

  

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