I'm almost 30 I guess

I am far too young to be a 30-year-old.

The shock of my upcoming milestone birthday has sent me into a existential spiral I may never recover from.

Make a page on something I'm passionate about?

I have no passions.

I have only the relentless forward press of time.

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