✈️ Baby Yoda travels ✈️
This year getting to know the Earthians was planned as a part of my
everlasting training so I went to the mysterious island of
Crete
🇬🇷 with a herd of four humans.
At first, I was both petrified and taken aback by how tall they were
and how rustling the language they spoke was 🇵🇱. I couldn’t make sense
of anything and only calmed down when I realized I am not their next
meal. The smallest and the biggest human males took me to places,
showed me the sights, and rubbed me behind my ear (just like my mum
did when I was still a newborn). To kill the time I played silly
tricks on the Earthians, like growing them Yoda ears 🤣- good that
they haven’t spotted that.
I trained the humans and gave them a bit of my force for being so generous to me.
You may still feel the force in the upcoming months and marvel at the
progress the human herd is making.
May the force be with you 🫶🏻!
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