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Welcome to the land of farts

Did you know that everybody farts?




Woman farting on a chair

I have a problem. And so do you. And so does everyone on the planet. It is something that is not only human, but a part of the lives of all mammals on earth. It is a result of gas inside of our bodies that can cause a funny sound and even release a smell so putrid that someone you thought loved you unconditionally may be suddenly inclined to run away from you as fast as possible and wonder how it's possible that they ever thought you were a clean, lovable human being. Learn how to talk about this unescapable part of life by reading these informative books to your children so we may one day live in a world where farts are embraced and a welcomed part of our daily lives. Update! I met someone that cannot fart. They have supposedly never farted in their life. Their parents confirmed this however, I cannot find anything online to prove this is a real medical condition